The Other Salvatore
Clarence could hardly contain his excitement when his luxury watch from Salvatore Frogamo arrived, with its three interchangeable bands of human leather, and death-roll resistant to 15 metres. It came with the 'waxed, violet-tint' band already attached. Bellissimo! It would be his favourite, over the 'unwaxed, untinted naturale' and 'waxed and metallised'. NOW who's the most popular ladies' croc, hmm?